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Jamusawa suna kokawa don su sa mu dariya kuma, bisa ga wani ƙuri'a da aka gudanar a lokacin rani, su ne al'umma mafi ƙarancin ban dariya a duniya. Amurkawa za su iya sa mu dariya kamar magudanar ruwa da ke zuwa saman rumfunan zaɓe don nemo mafi ban dariya na ƙasashe 15. Hukuncin da aka yanke kan Burtaniya, wanda ya koma matsayi na bakwai, ya kasance "ba ku da ban dariya kamar yadda kuke tunani", tabbas ba abin ban dariya ba ne kamar; Mutanen Espanya, Italiyanci, Braziliya, Faransanci ko Mexicans. Kuri'ar jin ra'ayin jama'a da shafin sada zumunta na Badoo ya gudanar ya nuna cewa 'yan wasan barkwanci na Jamus sun fi ban sha'awa saboda sun kasa yi wa kansu dariya. Sau da yawa an rasa abin dariyarsu a cikin fassarar. Wani dan kasar Jamus Henning Wehn ​​ya ce mutane ba su fahimci yadda kasarsa ke son mari, ya kara da cewa: "Tsoho codger yana fadowa, ko cake a fuska koyaushe abin ban dariya ne, har ma a cikin yunwa."

Babu shakka Ms. Merkel da ministar kudi ta Jamus ba su sami bayanin ranar litinin daga Christine Lagarde ba saboda a hutun da suka yi sun fallasa wasu 'yan gaskiyar gida da suka jefa bama-bamai a kasuwannin Amurka da Turai. Wanene ya ce Jamusawa ba su da ma'ana? Babban abin da ya fi damun al’amura da ke damun al’amura a halin yanzu ya kamata ya zama ‘tabbatacciyar hujja’ cewa wannan taro na kasuwar bear na yanzu ba a gudanar da shi ba da wani abu ba face iska mai zafi da alƙawari, ɓataccen numfashi, rada na sabani, ko nunin cewa wani mai iko ne. ba karanta rubutun ba kuma gyaran atomatik yana nan da nan.

Hannun jarin Amurka sun yi asara mafi muni cikin makwanni biyu a ranar Litinin bayan kalaman ministan kudi na Jamus ya sa masu saka hannun jari ke fargabar yadda za a magance matsalar basussukan da Turai za ta yi cikin sauri. Ƙididdigar S&P ta haɓaka tsawon makonni biyu madaidaiciya a karon farko tun watan Yuli, wanda aka gina bisa kyakkyawan fata cewa shugabannin Turai suna da niyyar shawo kan rikicin da ke yin barazana ga daidaiton kuɗi da ci gaban duniya. Ministan kudi na Jamus Wolfgang Schaeuble, yayin da yake magana a taron kolin kungiyar Tarayyar Turai kan matsalar basussuka a ranar 23 ga watan Oktoba, ya huce sha'awa, yana mai cewa. "ba za mu sami tabbataccen bayani ba a karshen mako". Wolfgang Schaeuble ya shaidawa taron da aka yi a birnin Duesseldorf cewa gwamnatocin kasashen Turai za su yi amfani da wani shiri mai kunshe da abubuwa biyar a taron na Brussels don magance tashe-tashen hankulan da suka ruguza hasashen tattalin arzikin duniya.

Credit Suisse da Deutsche bank sun kuma yi watsi da shan adadin da ake bukata na Kool Aid daga na'urorin sanyaya ruwa na kamfanoni, CS ya bayyana a makon da ya gabata cewa bisa ga binciken da suka yi, kusan bankunan Turai sittin da shida za su fadi a gwajin 'stress' na 3rd, kuma kamar yadda sakamakon zai bukaci daruruwan biliyoyin sabon jari. Deutsche Bank yanzu yana gargadin cewa za a iya sanya Faransa a kan sake dubawa a karshen shekara. An yi watsi da kimar na CS gaba ɗaya a makon da ya gabata, haka ma 'kasuwanni' da alama sun yi watsi da shawarar G20 da ministocin EU guda ɗaya cewa masu ba da bashi na Girka na iya buƙatar aski kashi 50% a matsayin wani ɓangare na shirin ceto gabaɗaya. A gaskiya ma akwai shawarwari a karshen mako da ya wuce cewa zai iya zama 60% amma duk da haka kasuwanni sun dauki shi a cikin motsin su, watakila za a sami amsa idan an ambaci 100% rubutawa, a wasu kalmomin Girkanci gaba ɗaya ba cikin tsari "Ku shiga layi babu turawa ko ku koma bayan layi" don dawo da kuɗaɗen ku daga manyan ƴan siyasa da masu banki.

Deutsche Bank; "Muna haskakawa a cikin wannan bayanin cewa an riga an ƙaddamar da ɓangaren kamfanoni na Faransa ta hanyar kuɗi, tare da ƙarancin riba da manyan buƙatun lamuni. Mun yi la'akari da cewa tabarbarewar yanayin tattalin arziki yanzu yana haifar da haɗari na musamman cewa Faransa za a iya sanyawa a ƙarƙashin "allon mara kyau" ta hukumomin ƙididdiga kafin ƙarshen wannan shekara. Muna tsammanin Faransa tana da hurumin mayar da martani ga irin wannan sakamako kuma za ta iya guje wa raguwa ta hanyar daukar matakan gyara cikin sauri, amma wannan a zahiri zai zama yanke shawara mai mahimmanci na siyasa 'yan watanni kafin babban zabe. "

Har ila yau, samun kuɗin banki na Amurka ya ba da gudummawa ga kasuwar siyar da matsin lamba a cikin NY. zaman. Hannun jari na Wells Fargo & Co ya fadi da kashi 8.4 cikin dari zuwa dala 24.42 bayan da sakamakon kudi na masu ba da lamuni na Amurka ya kasa da tsammanin. Kididdigar bankin KBW ta yi asarar kashi 3.9 cikin dari. Hannun jarin Citigroup sun fadi da kashi 1.7 zuwa $27.93. Bankin ya bayar da rahoton karin kudaden shiga na kashi uku yayin da ya kebe karancin kudi don biyan bashi mara kyau.

 

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Yuro ya fadi da dala, biyo bayan ci gaba mafi girma da aka samu a makon jiya cikin sama da shekaru biyu, yayin da Jamus ta nunar da cewa Turai za ta dauki lokaci mai tsawo wajen shawo kan matsalar basussuka. Dala ta tashi daga karanci na wata daya sabanin kudaden manyan abokan cinikin Amurka. Yuro ya ragu da kashi 1 bisa dari zuwa dala 1.3738 da karfe 5 na yamma agogon New York bayan ya tashi zuwa dala 1.3914, matakin da ya kai tun ranar 15 ga watan Satumba da ya samu ci gaba da kashi 3.8 cikin dari a makon da ya gabata, mafi yawa tun watan Maris na 2009. Yuro ya fadi da kashi 1.5 bisa dari zuwa 105.55 yen bayan ya taba 107.68. matakin mafi girma tun 9 ga Satumba. Dala ta zame daga kashi 0.5 zuwa 76.83 yen. Yen ya tashi daga matakin mafi ƙanƙanta a cikin fiye da wata ɗaya idan aka kwatanta da Yuro kuma ya darajanta fiye da dala. Dalar Kanada ta fadi da kashi 1.4 zuwa C $1.0234 a kowace dalar Amurka. Man, mafi girma da Kanada ke fitarwa, ya ragu. Danyen mai ya ragu da kashi 1 zuwa $86.29 ganga daya. Kudin Ostiraliya ya kusan kusan matsakaita na kwanaki 200 idan aka kwatanta da dalar Amurka, matakin juriya, a cewar Citigroup Inc. Aussie ya karu da kashi 5.1 cikin 9.8 a wannan watan, inda ya fadi da kashi 1.0372 a watan Satumba. Ya karu a ranar Litinin zuwa dala 1.8, kafin ya ragu da kashi 1.0157 zuwa $XNUMX.

Sterling ya kama riban kwana uku da dala bayan Ernst & Young's ITEM Club ya yanke hasashen ci gaban Burtaniya kuma ya ce ya kamata Bankin Ingila ya rage babban kudin ruwa. Fam din ya raunana kashi 0.3 zuwa dala 1.5778 da karfe 4:30 na yamma agogon Landan, wanda ya kai kashi 1.7 cikin dari na makon da ya gabata. Sterling ya rage darajar kashi 0.9 zuwa yen 121.13, kuma ya karfafa kashi 0.6 zuwa 87.26 pence a kowace Yuro.

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SPX ta rufe 1.94%, FTSE ta rufe 0.54%, CAC ta rufe 1.61% da DAX ta ƙasa 1.81%. ASE, (Musanya hannun jari na Athens) ya yi hasarar wani 2.97%, a duk shekara asarar yanzu ta kai 51.44%. ASE ta kasance a kusan 5,300 a cikin Janairu 2008, a yau tana raguwa a 752, raguwar kusan 85.8%. Mahimmin ma'auni na gaba na FTSE a halin yanzu yana ƙasa da 0.48% CAC da DAX ƙasa kusan. 1.60%. Makomar SPX a halin yanzu tana raguwa 0.37%. Ban da babbar sanarwar ƙuduri mai kyau ga cututtukan Turai yana da wuya a ga yadda canjin yanayi zai bayyana a kowane ciniki na dare ko farkon safiya.

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Lambobin hauhawar farashin kayayyaki don tattalin arzikin Burtaniya sun mamaye yanayin labari a tsakiyar safiya. Duk da tsinkayar 'aminci' na Bloomberg lambobin suna da damar girgiza don haka suna shafar tunani. Ga alkalumman CPI wani binciken Bloomberg na manazarta ya nuna adadi na 0.4% daga 0.6% a baya watan a wata. Adadin 'core' na shekara akan shekara ya annabta shine 3.2% daga 3.1% a baya. Adadin da aka yi hasashen shekara ya kai 4.9% daga 4.5% a baya. Ga alkalumman RPI wani binciken Bloomberg na manazarta ya annabta adadi na 237.6 daga adadi na baya na 236.1. Canjin watan da aka annabta shine 0.5% daga 0.6% a baya. Adadin da aka yi hasashen shekara ya kai kashi 5.4% daga kashi 5.2% a baya. Ban da biyan jinginar gida wannan ana tsammanin zai zama 5.5% daga 5.3% a baya.

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